The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 20.741 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 7,961 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,869 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", home renovation projects take decades to complete, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 375^th in the world and 14^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 551 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.